SWF ISO a straight version of David Sedaris crossed with a straight version of Michael Stipe crossed with Kermit the Frog.

Is this why I am still single?

 

I saw David Sedaris speak last weekend. Here is one of the stories he read. The stories he writes are clever in their own right, but there is something about listening to him tell the stories. I’m like a DeadHead, following him around on tour. OK, I only follow him around New England. I’m seeing him again in a couple of weeks, and maybe I will pat his hand again…