I am indebted to Anavel Caparros. I am going to Maine for a wedding this weekend, but when I return I will be writing her a personal fan letter. I may name my next cat after her. Why, you ask?

Well, her shoe company carries nice, classy dress shoes IN SIZE 5.

This woman HAS CHANGED THE REST OF MY LIFE. I don’t know much, Anavel Caparros, but I know I love you. And that may be all I need to know.